A is for Avatar

We're back.

EGG and I have really missed our Alphabet Weekends so we've decided to start all over again, but this time we're swapping the letters.

So EGG had A and although I am being a wee bit critical here, the best he could come up with was A is for Avatar. OK, we went Gold Class, but haven't we already done that (H is for Harry Potter) and it was 3D but we've done that too (U is for U2). So a big fat F for originality for EGG.

But Avatar it was, so off we went for three hours of excitement and adventure courtesy of the imagination of James Cameron. We got cool glasses again. The picture is EGG modelling them. After three hours they got a bit annoying though.

Now EGG loved Avatar. Me not so much. It went on and on. And it was such a pity to see that lovely Sam Worthington all stretched out and blue. He looks much nicer when he's human. I will admit to getting a little bored about half way, asking EGG "How much longer?". He just laughed at me. I passed a bit of time taking my glasses on and off to see if they made that much difference (they did).

I don't get this movie. Sure the special effects are great, but it was sort of predictable. I wonder if lovely Sam will turn to the good side (durr). I wonder if the evil marine will get his comeuppance (double durr). Will the boy get the girl (triple durr).

What I find most fascinating about this movie though are all the blogs and forums that have popped up around the place concerned that we here on Earth will never experience life on Pandora (the setting of Avatar).

Imagine it, all of these depressed whackos, I mean people, sitting in front of their computers typing things such as:

When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed ... gray. It was like my whole life, everything I've done and worked for, lost its meaning

or

Ever since I went to see 'Avatar' I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na'vi made me want to be one of them. I can't stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it."

I did not make any of the above quotes up. I cut and pasted them directly from the web. How scary is it that people can't differentiate between real life and a movie. And quite frankly I don't know why anyone would want to live on Pandora. Didn't do much for me with all that poisonous gas, but live and let live I suppose (although some of you Avatar bloggers really should consider therapy of some sort).

EGG was impressed by the 3D effects, they were OK, but the movie could have survived without it (oh that's right you could choose 3D or not 3D versions). There was a nice theme about colonisation that could have been a lesson for all of those European countries about 300 years ago. So don't let me put you off.

By the way if you're interested there is an Na'vi language that is set to replace Klingon as the language of choice of nerds. Guess what this means? “Kaltxì. Ngaru lu fpom srak?” No idea? It means "Hello, how are you going?" There's grammar and syntax and stuff like conjugated verbs in the Na'vi language. Someone's actually written a user's compendium. And I think I've got too much time on my hands.

A is for Avatar.